Well, guys, we need to decide how we're going to end HATBAG, if, indeed, that's what we want to do. Current options include:

1) Hippie goes "straight," cuts hair, etc.
2) Everybody dies.
3) Hollywood decides to make a Hippie and the Black Guy movie, pays H and BG big bucks, and they move to Maui.
4) Strip cancelled by newspaper for some made-up offense.
5) Hippie reveals that HE is the Black Guy's father (or vice versa)
6) Hippie becomes a woman; Black Guy becomes a monk.

As you can see, these are pretty weak. I need something better by the end of the month or sometime next month (I told them that we could keep doing it until they had a replacement ready, syndicated or non, so it may be mid-February).
By the by, here are the ones I've run so far this semester. Please send me more!
See ya ---
Lain "The L" Hughes